Help! I need a new home!

I'm a very gorgeous long haired fluffy kitty; hence my name is Fluffers. I need new palace to live in as all the other cats; whom I've lived with my EN-TI-RE life, are terribly jealous of my silky locks. I do like them, but I'm tired of putting up with their jealousy and having to remind them I'm the top cat ( in my mind). So I probably would be better as an only cat. Then I don't have to compete for your attention. I'm only 3 years old, spayed and up to date on all of my shots. I'm currently a glorified barn cat, meaning I am litter box trained even if I live in the barn. So I can go either inside (prefer for more loving by you) or in the barn. I'm also 'dog broke', as I live with a small dog and two border collies. My professional groomer says I'm very sweet, but I didn't like having all my gorgeous locks shaved off last spring. My fur is SO silky and fine that it mats easily and my servants don't groom me like a cat of my superior status should be. (I should shed on them...) I do enjoy being entertained with play and pets. I know my name and come when called. If you can rescue me; please call or text 701-214-0576. My servants don't check online all that often; they are soo old fashioned. (Maybe I'll just fire them..) please, please rescue me soon as you can; I'm not sure how much time I have left.